I like a a scheme for getting rich quick — what doesn’t the American do — and I recently stopped uploading. The idea came as follows: the plastic straws were in the line of moral fire, and if they were banned, I decided that soon the Americans would need another way to throw away our iced coffees.
Twenty metal straws can be found on Amazon for $ 10, and I figured I could sell them at coffee shops for $ 1.50 each, and they could charge $ 2, and we’d all do well, doing well. . But then, as all those who pursue accelerated prosperity do, I became greedy. I could certainly find a cheaper wholesaler, a vague Chinese clearing house, where metal straws went for pennies. Realizing also that my modest area could not hold much inventory, I was pleased to learn that Chinese manufacturers ship and then ship-ship-directly to customers.
I was inside. If I offshore not only the production, but also the storage, packaging and shipping of the straws, I will just have to design some kind of advertising; creating an online store where each purchase would trigger the wholesaler to drop straws to the paying customer; I allow the wholesaler to dock my merchant’s account for the low price; and the markup will go to me and me. You never should see straws, let alone shop them or (God forbid) do they, like some hard, tireless American industrialist of the 1890s or 1920s. I told you to get rich fast.
Finding a wholesaler was easy. You can use Oberlo for this. I chose something called Dunhuangwang (or DHgate) in Beijing for its 30-cent metal straws, and ordered 100 to charge the pump myself. I had goods! I had a sender! Setting up my site for “Last Straw” in Shopify was also easy. Burning with ambition, I designed the site to accept bitcoins, with a view of the horizon, high on my gospel of personal prosperity. Then I turned to Instagram to do ads …
And there was a catch of 22. Of course, I can design a picturesque stainless steel straw character aimed at seducing customers inspired by sophisticated design and an organic-modern lifestyle, if not the taste of metal in their mouths. But how to see the posts? Even when I paid to promote them, they attracted few likes and I couldn’t make a sale to save my life. To win customers, I had to become an influential person, it seems. And if I had a formula to become influential, I would already be rich – and be rich already is as fast as getting rich happens.
The lesson was demoralizing. Not just building influence through smart publications must to be done to make a fortune in the United States is one of the only things we Americans have I can do it, whether it’s good (like Kylie Jenner) or bad (like me). Drop-shipping is leaving higher education, and Andrew Carnegie dreams of only one task, the kind that was previously assigned to unpaid young people with trust funds: Turn some expensive digital photos into a virus.
There is a real economy in this. Most Americans stopped learning agriculture or crafts a century ago, and then a large portion also stopped studying factory work, blue or white collar. Manipulating non-digitized, offline objects, things with a mass like wheat or stainless steel, was no longer a promising field of endeavor.
Traditional professions such as law and medicine hung firmly, but because everything offered less security, even professors, doctors, lawyers and accountants found that they had to be sold on the market. Meanwhile, people in retail, advertising and all kinds of customer service were making sales, sales and nothing but sales, and most of us in journalism also found ourselves shilling for ourselves online.